How To Get Creamed

On this day I thought I'd bestow upon you all some wisdom you don't want to miss.

How to get creamed at your birthday dinner. Don't miss this, folks!

1) Get placed with a super flirty waiter.

2) When asked if you have plans for after dinner, tell him no. Then regret your answer 2 seconds later.

3) After dinner, don't run when you see a pie pan coming your way filled with whip cream.

4) When your waiter tells you to search for the cherry in the whip cream, giggle, laugh, tell him no, then give in. That is after you tell him you work with students so you know what is about to happen. Boys aren't nice.

5) Put your hair in a ponytail.

6) Take two licks of said whip cream pie.

7) Brace yourself when all the sudden a pie pan comes flying at your face.



8) Realize you have whip cream all over you and use 23354 napkins to wipe it all off.



9) Look at your waiter in disbelief. Who would do that to a 25 year old girl?



10) Laugh about it and then proceed be serenaded while covered in whip cream by the entire restaurant.



11) Lastly, remind yourself to never go to Willie's Ice House again on your birthday. All Taste of Texas does to you is give you sparkly cake and take your pictures. That's much sweeter.