What Time Is It?

Oh. My. Gosh.

I have NEVER in all my long 22 years of living have ever done such a thing. Let me tell you what happened this morning.

So, my beloved alarm is set for 5:45 every day. Now granted, I normally snooze it till about 5:55 and then I'm up and about getting ready for the oh-so-exciting day! (Insert sarcasm as this is SO hard everyday. But, I'm getting used to it!)

Today was a little different, though. I jolted out of bed at which my clock said 6:20. I went into automatic frenzy mode knowing that both Kevyn and I were late now. Normally right after my shower, he hops in. So, I immediately hopped out of bed and was in the shower in seconds flat. But, y'all was I ever so tired. I'm not kidding when I tell you that my legs were shaking and I could barely keep my eyes open. It was the strangest feeling. Now yes, normally I am sleepy for like the first 10 minutes of my shower, but I had never been THAT sleepy.

All I kept thinking was "I am never gonna make it today if I'm this tired!" My stomach even started to feel a little funny so then I got even more flittered thinking I was getting sick. Oh no. So I finished my (OCD) shower (it's the same every morning), got out, dried myslef off, and then started the (OCD) bathroom routine. This is when things started to get suspicious. If ever I am running late I first normally hear Kev's alarm, and then he comes knocking telling me to hurry. Neither of those were happening. I figured I would just hurry, then go wake him up telling him we were both late!

Right before I blow dryed my hair, I figured I should get him up and go do that in my room so he could shower! Not a problem. So I walk out of the bathroom, head to his room to which all I see is the glowing red lights on the clock stating that it was 2:35. Ummmmm...okay. I'm confused now. What time is it? His clock has GOT to be way off. So I go to my room, look at my clock which says 2:50 (mine is 15 minutes fast!). Okay, really confused now. I could have sworn my clock said 6:20 when I woke up. I know, check the cell phone, that time is ALWAYS right. And to my dismay it says 2:38. Okay folks, I get it now, it is NOT 6:20, it is definitely 2:38 A.M!!!!!!!!!! Do you realize that I am completely showered?!!

First I was spittin' mad. Did I really just get up at 2:00 in the morning and take a shower?!?!?!!! Then, all I could think was, "YES!! I've got 4 more hours to sleep and I am completely showered!!!" Thank you, Jesus.

My stomach ache went away. My legs stopped shaking. My body knew where it was headed.

I quickly dressed in my pajamas...again. Combed my hair. Slipped back in my ever so comfy and warm bed and fell fast asleep until my REAL alarm went off.

I have told this story numerous amounts of times today, each time laughing my head off. Y'all, I took a shower at 2:30 in the morning. I've never been a sleep walker so this is so completely foriegn to me. My only explanation for this wild behavior is that I'm either A) stressed and not sleeping well (which could very well be) or B) I had a crazy dream that awoke me suddenly thinking it was time to get up, so I did. I'll choose answer B.

I'll sleep wonderful tonight...as I am exhausted right now!

So, as I used to say back in the day...

Goodnight,
Sleeptight,
Don't let the bed bugs bite!